1 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,256 All you bad apples, welcome to Sage City. 2 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,628 Big Ed, I say we fire up this baby right now... 3 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,792 and grind those apples into sauce. 4 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,495 Look, if you wanna find out about Big Ed... 5 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,867 why don't you just take a little peek inside of his safe? 6 00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:43,671 That all of my equity is in my livestock. No livestock, no equity. 7 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:47,372 Rebecca Hammond lost 20 calves to rustlers this morning. 8 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,745 He's onto us, Alfred. 9 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:50,976 Am I seeing double? 10 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,597 Knight Rider, a shadowy flight... 11 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,295 into the dangerous world of a man... 12 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,565 who does not exist. 13 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,045 Michael Knight, a young loner... 14 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,709 on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent... 15 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,116 the helpless, the powerless... 16 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:30,054 in a world of criminals who operate above the law. 17 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:01,439 How much farther to Sage City? This is Sage City. 18 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,074 As for the Right-On-Ranch... 19 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:10,852 it's exactly 3.5 miles. 3.5 miles. Good. 20 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:14,749 Maybe we'll be in time for a little country breakfast. 21 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,921 Bet the comforts of home... 22 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,262 would feel mighty good to you about now. 23 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,370 Soft, perfumed sheets... 24 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:28,571 breakfast in bed, a nice hot bubble bath. 25 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:32,133 How does that sound? Like you've never been to the Bronx. 26 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,773 No. Can't say that I have. Cat, listen. 27 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:43,183 Just the cactus sucking wind. 28 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,155 Cat, there's somebody out there. I know it. 29 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,921 Come on, let's go. 30 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,490 Come on, get in. Let's go. 31 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:37,899 I'm not going to lose this ranch, Cat. I've got too many plans for it. 32 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,002 You get off this land, you cactus sucking... 33 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,613 KITT, did you hear those shots? I'm afraid I did, Michael. 34 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,155 All right, find out where they came from. 35 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,095 Michael, those shots are coming... 36 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,222 from the Right-On-Ranch. 37 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:08,804 Hey, they're getting away! Not if I can help it. 38 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,709 KITT, we're in scanning range. Give me a hard copy, will you? 39 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:16,642 Looks like rustlers, pal. Welcome to the wild, wild west. 40 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:17,944 Let's go get them, pal. 41 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,813 Jump, Cat, jump! You don't have to tell me twice! 42 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:46,200 What kind of truck is that? A real big one, KITT. 43 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,907 Michael, there's a young woman up ahead. 44 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:53,247 Judging by the way she's thrashing about, I don't think she can swim. 45 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,198 Come on. I got you. 46 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,274 You okay? 47 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:26,607 Oh, yeah, sure. I just lost another 20 head of cattle. 48 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,244 My pick-up looks like it went through a giant can crusher... 49 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,621 and this just happens to be a new outfit and a new pair of boots. 50 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,160 Why shouldn't I be okay? 51 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,957 Who are you anyway? 52 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,896 You're welcome. 53 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:42,025 Name's Michael Knight. I'm from the Foundation. 54 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,427 Where are all the others? 55 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,130 What others? 56 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,542 For all the trouble I had convincing Devon Miles that I needed help... 57 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:57,208 I thought he'd send an army or at least a bunch of reformed muggers. 58 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,683 Well, I'm sorry, but what you see is what you get. 59 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,653 And what you saw is only part of what you're up against. 60 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:07,250 There's also some cowboys, truckers, snakes of all persuasions. 61 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,792 Any idea who they are? 62 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,927 Yeah. The bad guys. 63 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,099 The bad guys. 64 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:19,199 Can you give us a lift back to the ranch? Yeah, sure. 65 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,569 I want to check out the Sheriff. 66 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,473 There is a sheriff in this town, isn't there? 67 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,269 Yeah. 68 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,335 Lots of luck. 69 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,482 Don't you dare. 70 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,753 Keeping an eye on you. 71 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,791 No word for love 72 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,166 Well, looks like the hoosegow's over there. 73 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,470 Hoosegow? Is that something like "moo cow"? 74 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,911 No, it's not something like moo cow. It's western for jail, buddy. 75 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:05,144 Don't tell me, they even have their own language? 76 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,253 It appears there's no one home. 77 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,415 KITT, where's the Shaggy Buffalo? 78 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,891 Right across the street, Michael. 79 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:17,127 If you leave me tonight 80 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,993 I will cry 81 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:24,435 Though you say we will both meet again 82 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,501 Words like love 83 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:30,508 And truth and goodness 84 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:36,244 Words like till death us do part 85 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:41,376 I will never love another 86 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,787 Take my heart, take my heart 87 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,359 Take my heart 88 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,226 It's taken. Very nice. 89 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,527 At least someone around here has an ear for good music. 90 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:56,295 It's not the song, sweetheart. It's the singer. 91 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,837 My name's Marilyn, like in Monroe. 92 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,971 My name's Michael, like in Knight. 93 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,411 Showtime is over, Miss Marilyn. 94 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,682 Time to get your apron from your room, and do some honest work. 95 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:16,746 Hope to see you again, Michael. It would be my pleasure. 96 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:22,087 Can I buy you a drink, stranger? No, thank you. I'm looking for the Sheriff. 97 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:26,962 Well, you don't have to look far. Little brother, someone here to see you. 98 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,398 Seen him enough? It's about Rebecca Hammond. 99 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,308 She lost another 20 calves to rustlers this morning. 100 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,709 Rustlers? 101 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,181 You've been watching too many late-night movies, boy. 102 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,745 Then what do you call this? 103 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,894 I call that a truck, taking a bunch of calves to market. 104 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:00,160 Yeah, except they're someone else's calves. Says who? 105 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,757 Says Rebecca Hammond. Her brand's on them. 106 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:06,498 Well, let me tell you something about Rebecca Hammond, boy. 107 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:11,066 She's a rancher about like Marilyn over there is a singer. 108 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,472 She don't care nothing about cattle. 109 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:17,175 She only bought that spread so she'd have a place for her kids. 110 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,807 What kids? 111 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:23,311 A bunch of bad apples she picked up off the streets of New York City. 112 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,152 And now she wants to bring them out here... 113 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:28,523 so's they can terrorize our decent, law-abiding citizens. 114 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,988 I'll tell you one thing. 115 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:33,259 The only one going to be doing any terrorizing around here is me. 116 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,460 Will you put that thing away, Lance? 117 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:40,027 You a friend of Miss Hammond's? Yeah. 118 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,370 Well, then, maybe she'll listen to you. 119 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,103 I happen to know the Unified Ranch Corporation... 120 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,737 has made her an offer on her place. 121 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,505 A very fair and reasonable offer. 122 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,045 And if you're really her friend, boy, you'll see that she accepts it. 123 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,715 You got that? Yeah. Yeah, I got it. 124 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:02,557 Now, why don't you tell the Sheriff to get off his brains and get the rustlers? 125 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,736 Get me Devon, will you, pal? 126 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,505 Well, Devon... 127 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,703 I think there's something you failed to tell me. 128 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,906 Really, Michael? And what is that? 129 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:26,145 That is Rebecca Hammond's real reason for buying the ranch in the first place. 130 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,845 Oh, I take it you mean the children. 131 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,595 Michael, what on earth is that? 132 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,488 Something tells me, the bad apples. 133 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:44,500 They've arrived. Well, Michael, I won't keep you. 134 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,835 Just remember, children are the flowers of mankind. 135 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,841 Death. 136 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,708 Flowers? 137 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,172 Hmm. 138 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,183 I'll keep that in mind. 139 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,981 Bizarre. 140 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,955 Be careful, Michael, there's just the two of us. 141 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,720 Yeah. A mean scene. 142 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,853 Miss Hammond, I think it's them. 143 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,290 Man, what did I do to deserve this? 144 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,765 Two steps down, Joanna. Hi, you guys. 145 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,670 Welcome. I'm glad you finally got here. 146 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,538 Joanna, I've missed you, you sweetheart. 147 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,442 All you bad apples, welcome to Sage City. 148 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,450 All right... 149 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,686 what did you do with the driver? 150 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,952 He quit. 151 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,787 He quit? 152 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,467 When? After the breakdown. 153 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,436 The bus broke down? No, the driver. 154 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,997 Forty-five minutes out of New York City. No guts. 155 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,700 Who drove? 156 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,644 What difference does it make? We got here, didn't we? 157 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,941 He's got a point. 158 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,150 Whose side are you on? 159 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:09,279 All right, all right. Back on the bus. Let's go to the ranch. 160 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,017 You mean, this ain't the ranch? 161 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,426 Miss Hammond. Did you get everything, Blue? 162 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,860 Yes, ma'am. Even the Coney Island hot dogs. 163 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,397 Cat, you get to drive the bus. 164 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,298 Come on, Joanna, you go with me and Blue. 165 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,696 Hey, come on. We've got ways to go here. 166 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,343 I'll meet you out there. We've got a few things to talk about. 167 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:41,453 Well, I think it's time we sashayed down to the old homestead, partner. 168 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,318 I think I liked you better when you spoke rock 'n' roll. 169 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,597 Time is running out. Maybe there's another way. 170 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,228 You do anything you have to, Alfred. 171 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,569 And if that long drink of water gives you any trouble at all... 172 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,735 you just let me handle him. 173 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,463 So, you're a rancher, or a mother hen to a bunch of bad apples? 174 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,262 Which is it? Both. 175 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,269 And they're not bad apples, really. 176 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,931 They just haven't fallen far enough from the tree. 177 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:38,340 They've been battered and abused and used and left to fend for themselves. 178 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,038 Even Joanna? Especially Joanna. 179 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:45,413 She's been blind since birth, kicked around more times than an Italian soccer ball. 180 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:49,011 If you haven't guessed already, Michael, my real occupation isn't ranching. 181 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,524 I'm a child psychologist. I kind of got that feeling. 182 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,458 By the way I handle the kids? No. 183 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,793 By the way you tried to milk that cow which turned out to be a bull. 184 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,737 Seriously, Rebecca, I do admire the way you handle the kids. 185 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,170 Thanks. 186 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,306 Anyway, I came to the conclusion that all the testing... 187 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,849 and counseling, and understanding in the world... 188 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,317 didn't mean a thing if after those kids left my office... 189 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,286 they just went back to the streets. 190 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,720 So you bought the Right-On-Ranch. 191 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:30,025 With my savings and every penny I could beg, borrow, or steal. 192 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,927 See, I figured if I could bring a bunch of them out here with me... 193 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,329 for maybe a year... 194 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,858 let them work the place, share in the profits, if there are any. 195 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,634 Or even give them a second chance? Right. 196 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,407 But this is my first group... 197 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,639 and if I lose any more cattle, it may be my last. 198 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,339 Cat and Blue are the only hands I've been able to hire. 199 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,014 So I need some help, Michael. 200 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:59,990 Rebecca, that's what I'm here for. I'm behind you all the way. 201 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,920 Yo, that's one bad car, man. 202 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:09,195 Hey, man, there's not a car made Diablo can't rip off or chop up any day of the week. 203 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,702 I guess, Monday's not a day of the week. 204 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,568 Oh, wow. Bizarre! 205 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,474 Oh, man. What a freak-a-zoid. Now I'm getting mad. 206 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,705 Don't get mad, friend, get in. 207 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,149 Well? 208 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:36,422 Hey, dude, I'm from 125th Street. I don't impress easy. 209 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,963 Oh, really? Well, we'll see about that. 210 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,074 Killer wheels, man. 211 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,774 A real punk-out. 212 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,779 What's the 125th Street kid have to say now? 213 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,457 Don't touch the eject button. Hey, come on, dude. 214 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,175 Impressive. 215 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,719 Unified Ranch Corporation, what do you know about them? 216 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,879 Nothing, really. 217 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,856 Except that they're buying up a lot of the ranches around here. 218 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,416 Who's behind them? I don't know. 219 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,079 Don't cry. 220 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,280 I'm here. 221 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:43,016 Everything's going to be all right. 222 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,418 Is anyone there? 223 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,163 Is there someone there? 224 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,430 You just be real quiet and I won't hurt you. 225 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,181 That's Joanna. It sounds like it's coming from the barn. 226 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,082 KITT, meet me at the barn. On my way, Michael. 227 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,085 Joanna, it's okay. It's me, Michael. 228 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,057 KITT, run some interference for me. 229 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,855 Right away, Michael. 230 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,172 Man, you just knocked my socks off. 231 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,372 Yes, well, put them back on. It gets cold here at night. 232 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,318 You're okay, Joanna? I found this in the barn. 233 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,618 Excuse me. 234 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,495 Hey, partner, how about the ingredients? 235 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:39,200 Two parts C21, H22, N2O2... 236 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,499 and one part S2O4. 237 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,438 Doesn't sound like the recipe to Mom's apple pie, does it? 238 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,911 It's a deadly poisonous alkaloid, Michael. Mixed in with the feed... 239 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,178 it's enough to destroy at least a thousand head of cattle. 240 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,011 Poison? Yeah, you heard me. 241 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,522 And it was found in Rebecca Hammond's barn. 242 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,820 Now this goes beyond rustling. 243 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,195 I want something done about this. 244 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,958 In her barn, you say? 245 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,625 She ought to be more careful than that. 246 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,195 Here, I'll just take that for evidence. 247 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,535 You take it, you take it the hard way. 248 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,340 You listen here. 249 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,638 I'm the Sheriff... 250 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,977 and if I say I want that for evidence, then I'll take it for evidence. 251 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,911 Ain't that right, Big Ed? Tell me... 252 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,587 are you a betting man, Mr. Knight? 253 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,953 Yeah. You see that bucking bronco over there? 254 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,484 Oh, that thing. I thought that went out with the hula hoop. 255 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,390 I'll bet that Lance can stay on that longer than you. 256 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,561 And if he doesn't? 257 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,697 Then you walk out of here with the evidence. 258 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:51,709 Of course, you can always walk out of here right now... 259 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,142 without it. 260 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,605 Well? 261 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,284 Let's go for a ride. 262 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:08,758 Guests first. Brother Alfred will do the honors. 263 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,025 Hang on to this for me, will you? 264 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,330 Michael, be careful. 265 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,667 I've seen real live cowboys break their back on that bronco. 266 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,773 Real cowboys? Rodeo champs. 267 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,407 Rodeo champs? 268 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:28,207 Snapped right in two. In two? 269 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,582 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 270 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,250 Ride it, cowboy. 271 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,358 Come on, Michael. 272 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,787 You okay? Piece of cake. 273 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,831 Twenty seconds. Twenty seconds? 274 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,424 That's right. 275 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,977 Let her rip. Ride it, Lance. 276 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,638 Ride it, baby. 277 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,230 Who are they kidding? 278 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:56,392 He's got more of a chance of falling asleep than falling off. 279 00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,867 Ten seconds. 280 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,701 Ten seconds, and still dancing. 281 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,799 Hey, partner, there's a bronco in here that needs a little bit more juice. 282 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,468 Coming right up. 283 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,589 More juice, KITT. 284 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:45,005 Nineteen seconds. Nineteen seconds. 285 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,607 My champion. 286 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:54,624 Just call me Bronco Knight. 287 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,451 Thanks, buddy. 288 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,469 Big Ed. Yeah? 289 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,176 I think I figured out another way to get rid of Rebecca Hammond. 290 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:19,343 Once and for all. Good idea, brother Alfred. 291 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,043 Meantime... 292 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,680 I got some house cleaning of my own. 293 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,089 Michael, why do I get the feeling that... 294 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,095 Home On The Range wasn't written with us in mind? 295 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,661 I hear you, pal. 296 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:37,099 And if I ever catch you in Sage City again, you'll be singing up on Boot Hill. 297 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,500 Maybe we've got someone else on our side. 298 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:43,268 Yeah? Well, for your information, Sage City is Boot Hill. 299 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:50,912 Marilyn. 300 00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:54,715 There's a bus pulling out of here... 301 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:58,586 in 10 minutes, and I'm going to be on it. You won't miss it, I promise. 302 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,987 Well? 303 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,528 Tell me what you know about Big Ed Barton? 304 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,863 He's a rat. What more do you want to know? 305 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:10,959 Why is this rat so anxious to move Rebecca Hammond off her ranch? 306 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,265 I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with those kids. 307 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:15,931 Yeah, well, I don't. 308 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:19,841 Have you heard anything about this Unified Ranch Corporation? 309 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,744 Yeah, I think I heard Big Ed and his brothers talking about it once. 310 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,749 Do you remember anything they said? No. 311 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,751 But, look, if you want to find out about Big Ed... 312 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,049 why don't you just take a little peek inside of his safe? 313 00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:32,612 Safe? In his office behind the saloon. 314 00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:35,091 Being a crook himself, Big Ed doesn't trust the banks. 315 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,856 He keeps his entire life locked inside that safe. 316 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,829 Okay. Thanks. 317 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:45,495 Well, I got a bus to catch. Yeah. 318 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,462 You... You know where to? 319 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,804 Yeah. Wherever it's going. 320 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,510 See you around, Michael, as in Knight. 321 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,573 Take care, Marilyn, as in Monroe. 322 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:26,066 All right, KITT. We've got to get in Big Ed Barton's safe. 323 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,873 In broad daylight? 324 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:30,881 Michael, even the most desperate desperado... 325 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,178 Is something wrong? 326 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:37,445 There's a puddle on the ground where the bus was parked. 327 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,780 What do you make of that? 328 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:42,757 Michael, it's brake fluid. 329 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,625 And I also detect some steel filings on the ground. 330 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:48,632 Oh, no. The brake lines are cut. 331 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:13,213 All right, you bad apples. Let's keep it down to a small roar, okay? 332 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,589 Okay. All right. 333 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,616 All right, you guys. Get down. 334 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,083 Now! 335 00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:06,435 Michael, we're close enough for me to microlock the wheel system. 336 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,035 It's too risky, pal. Once we jam her... 337 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,604 she won't have enough strength to keep the bus under control. 338 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,513 Pull up close to her bumper. 339 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,085 Michael, what are you going to do? 340 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:17,348 All right. Take over, pal. 341 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,357 I got it. Go! 342 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,228 All right, KITT, give me all the microlock you've got. 343 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,668 Right away. 344 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,949 Everybody okay? You okay? Yeah, all right. 345 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,989 All right, stay cool. I'll have KITT tow you back. 346 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:29,015 I don't understand it. I just had the bus safety checked. 347 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,857 Don't worry. It wasn't a mechanical failure. 348 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,160 Somebody cut the brake lines. 349 00:30:41,873 --> 00:30:44,637 Big Ed, I say we fire up this baby right now... 350 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,303 and grind those apples into sauce. 351 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,314 Not with that guy Knight around. He's more trouble than a Texas twister. 352 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:54,647 We're gonna be safer sticking with our original plan. 353 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,084 There we were... 354 00:30:56,154 --> 00:31:01,091 on the trail of one of the meanest outlaws this side of the Rio Grande. 355 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,353 "We"? 356 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:06,386 Well, actually, I was by myself at the time. 357 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:10,657 You familiar with Billy the Kid? 358 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,066 Let's see. 359 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:17,165 Billy the Kid. Real name. William Bonney, Born. 1860. 360 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:19,401 Died. July 13th, 1881. 361 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,575 I'm talking about a different Billy the Kid. 362 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,982 Mine spelt his with two D's. 363 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,850 I'm sorry. You should be. 364 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:34,653 Besides, I ain't got time to stand around talking to no car. 365 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,018 I got dogies to round up. 366 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,832 Sure I can't change your mind, Blue? 367 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,958 I'm sorry, ma'am... 368 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:46,663 but ever since I started working for you, the guys in town are not talking to me... 369 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,298 and the gals just ain't smiling the way they used to. 370 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,571 I don't mind the guys not talking. I understand. 371 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:56,341 I did fix your brakes for you, though, and mended the fence on the south pasture. 372 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,644 Thank you, Blue. That's nice. 373 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:10,891 Hey. I got some good news. I can use some. 374 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:13,863 Reinforcements are on the way. Devon's coming. 375 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:18,164 Devon's coming? That's it? Devon's coming? 376 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:19,492 Oh, God. 377 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,136 We barely escape death because somebody cut the brake line. 378 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,676 My one able-bodied hand quits. 379 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:29,975 The bank is going to foreclose on my mortgage if I lose any more cattle... 380 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:33,313 and you tell me Devon's coming. Wait a minute. 381 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:37,611 What's this about the bank? Why didn't you tell me about that? 382 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:41,853 I just found out in town, that all of my equity is in my livestock. 383 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:44,161 No livestock, no equity. 384 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,657 No equity, no Right-On-Ranch. 385 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,166 You know what else they told me? 386 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:54,862 They told me that I should accept the Unified Ranch Corporation's offer... 387 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:56,835 and sell. 388 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:02,740 Well, did you give them both barrels or just one? 389 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,173 I told them that I'd think about it. 390 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,982 Don't look at me that way, Michael. 391 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,991 Maybe it's just not worth any more fight. 392 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,631 If I really thought you believed that, I'd say okay. 393 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,565 It's your ranch. It's your dream. 394 00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:27,103 Hold up the white flag, surrender the fort. 395 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:31,403 But come on, that's not you and that's not me. 396 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:36,006 We've got them whipped, boss. They just don't know it yet. 397 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:42,909 Devon, I need some answers. 398 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:44,648 Is it a corporation or isn't it? 399 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:48,249 Unified Ranch Incorporated is what is known as a closed corporation. 400 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,658 It has one majority stockholder. 401 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:54,898 Unfortunately, the only way to uncover his identity is to find out... 402 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:58,231 who actually holds the securities themselves. 403 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:01,271 It's got to be the Bartons. Yes, that may well be. 404 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,638 Unfortunately, at this moment in time, it's going to be difficult to prove. 405 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,404 Time's the operative word, Devon. 406 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:08,638 Rebecca's running out of it, along with her cattle. 407 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,910 Michael, if you think about it, none of this makes any sense anyway. 408 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,042 Why would anyone want to buy Rebecca's ranch... 409 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,416 enough to go to these lengths? Bonnie's right, Michael. 410 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:19,456 Ranching is one of the most depressed businesses in the country today. 411 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:22,288 Who says they want Rebecca's ranch for ranching, anyway? 412 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,851 What other purpose could there be? I don't know, Devon... 413 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:28,330 but it's gotta be big, because they sure want it bad enough. 414 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,959 Michael, you've got that look in your eye again. 415 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:33,435 What are you thinking about? Oh, nothing. 416 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:38,066 Just a little old R and R at the Shaggy Buffalo. 417 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,804 Beer, please. 418 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,087 KITT, I think this place needs a new disk jockey. 419 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,783 Put on something I can dance to. 420 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,553 How about Swan Lake? 421 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,925 Yeah, right. Just kidding, Michael. 422 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,774 I'll take over for you. 423 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:06,329 Take a hike, pal. 424 00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:12,797 One more time, please. Michael, if you're not careful... 425 00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:15,031 they'll be doing the Texas Two-step on your head. 426 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:18,098 Just put on some rock 'n' roll, will you? 427 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,508 Hey, wait. Now, what's happening? 428 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:30,479 Hey, wait a minute. It's not me. It's that guy over there smiling. 429 00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:37,119 So, it really was you, huh? 430 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,334 I'm a nice guy once you get to know me. 431 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,075 All right, KITT, amplify the tambours. Right away, Michael. 432 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:24,229 That is fantastic. 433 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:43,549 Hi-Ho KITT. Away! 434 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:52,687 KITT, can you give me an overlay of Rebecca's ranch? 435 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,094 Whatever that "X" represents... 436 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,030 I'm positive it's somewhere on Rebecca's ranch. 437 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,761 If you're suggesting mineral deposits... 438 00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:01,236 I happen to know that the old gold mines have been picked clean years ago. 439 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:03,330 And there's no record of oil in this area. 440 00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:05,898 Well, it's got to be something. X marks the spot. 441 00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,034 KITT, let's find it. 442 00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:09,545 Michael, you know there's an APB out on you? 443 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:10,671 Not the first time. 444 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,875 Yes, but I have absolutely no influence in this area. 445 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,247 None whatsoever. 446 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,878 If you're caught, I can do nothing to help you. 447 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,047 And you must also consider the Foundation. 448 00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:21,557 After all, we are a law-abiding organization. 449 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,185 I'll keep it in mind, Devon. Thanks. 450 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,668 Michael, it's hopeless. 451 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,676 You're from the Bronx. You're tough. Don't give up. Don't let them beat you. 452 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:43,578 It's not just the ranch and the kids now. It's you, too. 453 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:46,749 You know, they've been here twice looking for you already. 454 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:49,786 They're calling you a fugitive. I've been called worse. 455 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:51,151 Affirmative. 456 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,385 Okay, wise guy. You're supposed to be working here. 457 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:58,258 I am. As a matter of fact, I think I've located the mysterious "X." 458 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,992 Where is it? About 10 feet directly to the left of you. 459 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,673 Now two steps forward. 460 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,782 Looks like someone bored a deep hole here. Know anything about this? 461 00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,317 I sure don't. 462 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:25,447 I'd say it's a core sample. 463 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:29,754 KITT, put on your geological cap. We need some answers here. 464 00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:32,125 The hole goes down 46 feet, Michael... 465 00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:36,462 and there appears to be a sizeable deposit of malidium-sulfate. 466 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:39,401 Malidium-sulfate? What's that? 467 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:43,463 It's a space age ore. Extremely valuable, once it's strip-mined... 468 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:47,204 and Rebecca's ranch sits right on top of the mother lode. 469 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,805 Strip-mining? Do you know what that does to the land? 470 00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:54,578 It makes the Bronx look like a rose garden. 471 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:58,645 Unfortunately that's not against the law, but rustling is. 472 00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,690 And I think these guys are desperate enough... 473 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:03,955 to make that one big mistake. Cat, I want you to drift into town. 474 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,052 Spread the word... 475 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,256 we're moving the entire stock to the south pasture. 476 00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:09,822 But that's where they hit us last time. That's right. 477 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,595 We'll make it a lot easier for them this time. 478 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:14,467 Jawing about it is one thing, but catching them is something else. 479 00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:17,371 Yeah, Cat, but I got an ace up my sleeve. 480 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:21,507 See this little guy? They use this to track game in Africa. 481 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,877 A couple dozen cattle should be a pushover. 482 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:36,259 If my friends in New York saw me now, they'd think I was crazy. 483 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,685 You know what? 484 00:41:40,731 --> 00:41:42,631 Sometimes crazy helps. 485 00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:50,432 Michael, they're not coming. 486 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,143 They'll come. 487 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,340 It's just a matter of time. 488 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,316 They'll come. 489 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:35,312 Michael. 490 00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:39,412 Got you, pal. 491 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:46,629 Michael, it worked. 492 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,765 Not yet. 493 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:56,163 Not till I get down there and follow them and round up the rest of the gang. 494 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,765 Man, look at the size of that thing. 495 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:02,640 Radical. 496 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,678 Bizarre. Let's go get them, Michael. 497 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:09,515 Wait a minute. It's a job for me and KITT. 498 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:13,250 Hey, man, there's no way we're gonna miss out on a rumble. 499 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,019 That's the fact, Jack. 500 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,117 You're looking at the warlord of the Purple Gang. 501 00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:20,391 Diablo, Magic, you guys gotta stay here. 502 00:43:20,464 --> 00:43:22,489 What if they send up some more bad guys? 503 00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:25,364 You got to take care of the ladies. You be cool. 504 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,903 Right. Yeah. 505 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,513 We're not going to blow this rumble, man. And you know that. 506 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:40,379 Cat, you heard the man. Stay here and defend the women. 507 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,817 Yo, let's head them off at the pass. Right. 508 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:44,410 Hey, come on, you guys. 509 00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:46,888 Yo, we'll take the short cuts over the bridge top. 510 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,219 Right on. 511 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,186 Looks like they're turning off the highway, KITT. 512 00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:21,281 Map overlay indicates Old Canyon Road. 513 00:44:21,358 --> 00:44:24,384 Does the map overlay indicate where it goes? No. 514 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:28,090 But, were I to hazard a guess, I'd say into an old canyon. 515 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:31,726 Thanks, pal. We'll just hang back until they rendezvous. 516 00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:52,418 He's onto us, Alfred. 517 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:55,151 This time, he's in for a big surprise. 518 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,621 KITT, I've got a feeling here. What feeling? 519 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:27,848 That feeling. 520 00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:56,777 Michael, am I seeing double? 521 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,583 Afraid not, pal. 522 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:13,501 We're running out of room. 523 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:15,595 It's all timing. 524 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,423 I knew you could do it, Michael. 525 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:36,584 Better get some help out here, pal. 526 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,691 The state police, an ambulance... 527 00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:44,165 and a couple of very, very big tow trucks. 528 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,974 All right. 529 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:57,776 Well, looks like the Right-On-Ranch will make it after all. 530 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,343 Right on. Right on, brother. 531 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:01,475 Yeah. 532 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:12,195 Like I was saying, KITT, there was Billy the Kidd. 533 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:14,787 With two D's? Yeah, that's the one. 534 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:18,130 Standing right over there, just about where that stump is. 535 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:22,605 So, I just took my trusty lasso, whirled it high over my head... 536 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,265 and let her rip. 537 00:47:27,978 --> 00:47:30,139 Now, here's the way I would handle it. 538 00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:35,343 Now, what do you think of that, partner? 539 00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:39,181 KITT. 540 00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:44,258 Something tells me you were once a Texas Ranger yourself. 541 00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:46,056 Chow time? 542 00:47:46,129 --> 00:47:47,790 Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. 543 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,299 Straight from Coney Island. Who wants to be the first? 544 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,335 Real food. All right. 545 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,729 Yeah. 546 00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:58,430 Not worth the fight, huh? Says who? 547 00:47:58,508 --> 00:48:00,601 Right on, brother. Yeah. 548 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:01,902 Right on.